Kiss Kiss say whaaaaaat

This morning I woke up late (again) and once again Nica and I are rushing to dress, eat, grab our crap and get out the door. We have 5 minutes till it's time to leave the house and Nica ask me what I packed her for lunch. LOL.......I'm sorry, what did I pack you for what?!?!? Oh yes that's right, I'm supposed to feed you daily =/ So I told her she had perfect timing cause I was just about to pack it and she would get to help!!!!

Well except that I packed while she talked.
Went a little something like this....(and excuse me as I will be name dropping!)

Nica: OMG mom yesterday at lunch Steven game me a kiss and it was sooo good

Me: silence, gut in the throat, eyes way more wide open than they need to be in the morning

Nica: He was gonna give Reagan a kiss but she told him no because she would get in trouble so he chose me instead!!!!

Me: EXCUSE ME?!?!?

Nica: Mom listen it's okay its much better that he gave me the kiss and not her. Cause I'm a lot nicer to him than she is and I always give him hugs and kisses and she never wants to give him anything cause she's selfish.

Me: pulling out my Webster cause I'm hoping that for the last
years Ive had the wrong meaning for the word "always"

Nica: Nicole said she was gonna give Steven a kiss at lunch today but he told her no that he only likes the kisses that I give him

Me: Nica please stop talking for a second, mommy doesn't feel good and I cant breath

Nica: I think he likes mine because.....

Me: Nica shut up (tears tears and here comes a panic attack)

Nica: ...cause they are the Easter pastel colors, so can you pack a few extra in my lunch box today so I can give him some

Me: I'm sorry, what am I packing here??

Nica: kisses mom, the Easter Hershey kisses you've been packing me..

Dear child,
New house rule, please do not speak to me before 8am....ever. It will in no way benefit you!

*note to all other children mentioned in today's blog*
Steven, you know I love you sweet child but tell you mom to go buy you your own damn Easter kisses. Reagan, I am so proud of you for giving up chocolate for lent and sticking with it, next year Nica will be giving up "kisses" for lent!! Which means that Nicole, you and Steven can now share all the kisses you want amongst each other.

Some one shoot me now!
On a much sillier note, here a small clip of the girls for you to enjoy!

I Want My Marbles Back...

I have totally lost my marbles!!!

So little miss Nica Boo has testing this week. Very similar to the public schools "TASK" testing. She is in the first grade and this is her very first year of testing. At our PTO meeting we discussed appropriate snacks and drinks to be provided for the kiddos during this week. Then as homeroom mom for her class I sent out emails requesting snack and waters to be brought in by parents. So last night I stayed up till midnight packaging grapes and chex mix for 25 kids and then printing out labels for each child water bottles. This morning i wake up in the mad mom rush!! I get Nica fed and im fighting my no coffee mood swings to ensure that she has a pleasant morning for her first day of testing!! I have to locate and clean the ice chest and then chug-a-lug it to my car. Once in my car I see that baby girl is tired and has no energy, so i decide to hall but and pick her up an orange juice on the way to school. OH but wait if she needs energy, I bet the whole class needs energy and what kind of a homeroom mom would I be if I didnt get orange juice for the whole class?!?!? And wait a minute.....who wants warm OJ and water?!?!?! Not I said the cat, not I said the mouse, then who?!?! (is that a song or something?!?!) okay so off we run into walmart to get 25 orange juices and ice. And because we are'nt already late we get chased into the store by a stray dog! okay, corrections i was chased in by the dog, nica was held back by the dog! "oh, mommy, he has a tag, can we please call animal rescue?, it's lenten season!!!" (i'm so sick of hearing that by the way!!) We get to school with 2 minutes to spare before she is TARDY, running running running in with 1 ice chest thats heavy as hell, 1 giant bag of grapes, 1 giant bag of chex mix, and 1 overfilled back pack, almost to the door............................and then I hear a mother in the parking lot say, "yep that's right testing begins TUESDAY." effing shit!

Marbles all over the parking lot, who would like to help me find them?!?!

Big Girls Dont Cry

Hello! I know it's been a while but I thought what the heck!!!

So i've been a little under the weather lately with this fabulous sickness called kidney disease. So today I had some test scheduled, nothing major, you know just your regular biopsy and ct scan!!! I woke up to find my sweet Nica all dressed up and ready to go to the beach. I wanted to give a her a hard time cause that's what mommies do, so i told her i couldnt believe that while i was gonna be getting poked with needles she was gonna be sun-bathing sippin down a virgin margarita on the beach!!!! HER RESPONSE: "Mommy, I can't just sit around this house all day worrying about you, Dr. Martinez says that kind of stress is just not good for my anxiety! It's linten season, you shouldnt be so selfish mom, think of me too."

Are you FREAKIN kidding me?!?!? That child sounds exactly like like me.............yikes, scary!

Now while Nica is havin a good ol time at the beach, I somehow got stuck with Jillyana?!?! YEP, that's right taking little miss "princess" to the doc with me =/ She was actually pretty good but, i found it amusing that everytime i got teary eyed she would say things like, "be a big girls mom, it not that bad!" or "if you no stop crying doctor no give you lollipops!"

so now we have a night of cinderella, princess on the prog, popcorn and candy on the couch!! Hop you all enjoy your weekend!!!

Here is a recent picture of the girls:)